# How many seconds in a year is a puzzle

## Joke questions for children and adults

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Question:
I have an ocean but no water; who am I?

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A worldmap.
Question:
If 30 men build a villa in 10 months, how long will it take to build the same villa if you only have 15 men.

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0 seconds. The villa was already built by the 30 men.
Question:
What gets wet when drying?

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The towel.
Question: What language will you never hear?

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Question: Where do you go in through one hole and out again through two?

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Answer: Through a pair of pants.
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A man falls from the window of a twenty-story skyscraper. He takes no damage. How did that happen?

Answer: It is clear, he just fell from the first floor.
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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with?

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A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.
Question: What is the answer in all languages? What speaks without a mouth? What hears without ears

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What do you call the enhancement of alphabet soup?
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Wörtersee
Question: Which was the highest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?
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Answer: Mount Everest (it just wasn't discovered)
Question: 30 chimneys plus 23 chimneys plus 7 chimneys.

smoke
Question:
How can you walk on water?

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You wait until winter is really cold.
Question: There are 20 birds sitting on a power line. A man shoots three with his rifle. How many birds are there left on the power line?
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Question: How many times can you subtract the 1 from the 20?
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Answer: Only once. Because then it is the 19th
Question: When you need it, you throw it away and when you don't need it, you bring it back. What is it?
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Question: Which tooth never bites?
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Question: In which train does only one person fit, no matter how hard you try?

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Question: What can you never express with words?
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What game cannot you play? The example
Question: What hair color did the ancient Romans have?
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Question: What has two legs and cannot walk?
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Question:
What can you give to someone but keep at the same time?
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A contagious flu.
Three men sit in a rubber dinghy. Then the boat gets a hole and sinks completely. Only 2 of the 3 men got wet hair. How does it work?
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Question:
How do hedgehogs make love?

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Super careful.
Question:
How much soil is there in a 50 cm deep and 40 cm wide hole?

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None, because there is no longer a hole when there is earth in it.
Question:
"What is between the sea and the land?"

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"and"
Question:
How is the baker different from a carpet?

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The baker has to get up at 4:30. The carpet can stay where it is.
Question: What are glasses but not real glasses?
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Question:
How can a man work 8 days in a row without sleeping?

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No problem. He sleeps at night.

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Polar bears are very good hunters. But they never eat penguins. Why not?

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Polar bears live at the North Pole and penguins at the South Pole.
Question:
Which apple never tastes good?

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A horse apple.
Question:
Which customers are never served?

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The certificates.
Question:
What is the first thing the gardener puts in his vegetable garden?

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His foot.
Question: A glider crashes exactly on the border between Germany and France. Who will get the engine?
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I get bigger when others take something away from me. Who am I?
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A hole
Question:
When a doctor gives you 3 pills to take every half hour. How long does it take to take all three pills?

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One hour! Because you take one immediately, then after half an hour and the third after an hour.
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Why do birds fly south in winter?

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Because it's too far to go.
Question:
Who hears everything and never says anything?

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Question:
Do you have a hole in your shoe?
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No.
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Then how did you get in?
Question:
When children go to school, where do they sit?

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Niergens, they still work.
Question: What is wearing glasses and cannot see?

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A toilet.
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When an airplane crashes right on the border between France and Germany, where do you bury the bereaved.

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